UFOlologists Make a ‘Marvelous Discovery’ When Reviewing Photographs In Area 51

When reviewing some of the images at A̳r̳e̳a̳ 51, Nevada, a group of U̳F̳O̳logists uncovered a fantastic find. According to conspiracy theorists, A̳r̳e̳a̳ 51 is where the US military conducts e̳x̳t̳r̳a̳t̳e̳r̳r̳e̳s̳t̳r̳i̳a̳l̳ technology experiments.

It’s a triangular monolith or tower with a contemporary design. The tower stands roughly 330 feet tall and is built on a circular foundation. The coordinates are: 37º14’44” N 115º49’22” W

Of course, civilians are not permitted to visit this base. The majority of conspirators believe this is some sort of e̳x̳t̳r̳a̳t̳e̳r̳r̳e̳s̳t̳r̳i̳a̳l̳ contact post. Others believe that teleportation is possible with this arrangement.

Another theory suggests that the building was created to keep an eye on the classified aircraft built by the Americans. Finally, a small group of U̳F̳O̳logists believes the system is nothing more than a hologram.

Members of A̳r̳e̳a̳ 51, on the other hand, make no pronouncements about the structure’s purpose. They always tell everyone who is interested not to put their noses where they aren’t being questioned. We can only assume as long as we are unaware of the true facts.